Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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Silent Night, Blasphemous Night

eh ... I'm still alive I know that for some this will be 'a disappointment, but there are still: D

As the next days I do not know if I'll be able' to post, I wanted to wish everyone happy holidays with a cheerful Christmas song XD



Silent Night, Blasphemous Night

(based on "Stille Nacht" written in 1818 by Joseph Mohr and Franz X. Gruber)

Silent night, blasphemous night.
People quake at the sight.
Monsters rising from deep R'lyeh.
People screaming "Please go away!"
Great Cthulhu has come,
Great Cthulhu has come.

Silent night, blasphemous night.
Great Ones reign, death's in sight.
Horrid beasties enslaving mankind,
Cosmic terror destroying your mind.
We're all going to die,
We are all going to die.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

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cubic Peppers Superiority

around three in the morning for the first time I was watching "The Cube-cube", which actually made me better appreciate the two sequels that I have now seen about twelve times each. At one point, toward the beginning, the protagonists try to take stock of the situation, or trying to figure out why you woke up in a labyrinth full of cubic rooms stuffed with killer traps. Reached the point where the alpha male asks all what is the last thing I remember, I have just time to hear the doctor say "Peppers" with incredible vehemence that I die modem.

Then try to understand why never a hysterical woman trapped in a death machine should respond "Peppers!" to this request. Maybe that sweet peppers are the cornerstone around which the whole story? Or maybe the general structure of the maze is shaped like a still life of peppers? He not seen the passing of the peppers on the way to get to the cubic room is located in? Do you think shooting random words someone will be struck by a brilliant idea that explains the entire process that brought them there? And if so, what would say then? Table? Martin Luther King? Greek car license plates? Chocopops? Or the most obvious but very accurate 42?

Only time (and any reconnect to the server) could solve the mystery.
I then reconnected to the server, among other things, putting a lot of time, and I discovered that the infamous exclamation ortaggesca referred to the dinner the night before, the last memory before the entrance of the lady I mentioned above polyhedron regular.

Now try to imagine what should be the intellectual level of a woman who, remembering the events after about eight hours earlier, from immediately to the most significant highlight of the evening: the peppers. And this also leads me to theorize that if the room equilateral soon will feel a strange smell may not be nerve gas.

final consideration. You can pretty much gloss over the fact that the film is predictable and that I understood the role of each character already in the first six minutes, and here a note to the credit goes to the early vision of the sequel, so I can not help but notice that for a vote at the end of the story are not the chick on duty and her future husband to escape. Big applause to the writer.