Have you ever wondered what is the reason why when you are selling a flat bread with ham, rocket and squaqquerone are obliged to serve at a temperature which is around 78 ° C, where · stands for "fucking" and C for "hot"?
I have a theory on: Traders tortillas are aliens.
Aliens bat.
Aliens oozing bat shaving cream mixed with blood.
Aliens bat oozing blood mixed with shaving cream and, thanks to a technological system of camouflage virtual masquerade as traders tortillas or croissants.
To be honest I can not explain because we want to burn your tongue, but I am quite sure I'm not on earth to steal the screwdriver.
Let me be clear, bat if the aliens come to earth to steal the screwdriver can not do much more than pull his missiles against our hope that they work just like the Nazis. But I do not think that the Nazis would damage them a lot. Provided the aliens do not bat Jews.
No because then they are dicks.
I think it important to point out at this point that the language never kebabbari do not burn anyone. The explanation for this phenomenon is clear: kebabbari are good aliens who are secretly fighting the aliens bad bat.
As you can see the aliens bat can be formed only by the music of a cello.
Come on, do not be modest, I know that he understood.
However, this puts me back in alarm: What are the teachers of cello the real bad guys, that corrupt dealers tortillas to burn your tongue and then take us to make this argument to convince then forced to study all the cello and teaching them to earn more?
Perhaps this is another of those mysteries that never resolve.
such as the ability to speak simultaneously Luca Juror and Striptease shwaili.
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