To those who have nothing better to do than turn in the most remote and dusty of vueb until you get to this blog, I want to give a question: But you have nothing better to do?
Scherzo, of course, it is implicit that have nothing better to do, useless wasters who are not more. No no, the real question is: Have you ever been to the Vatican?
do not mean error, ie, do not mean "walking around Rome, I accidentally put a foot outside Italy" (Even though it is nominally accurate to say outside of Italy, as it would be incorrect to say "the finger is out of the ring" when the finger in question is inserted into the hole (yes, we are still talking about donuts (no, not the donuts and seventy feet high and similar in shape to a volleyball player (of course if your cake look like a volleyball player you might care what I'm saying, indeed, in this case, if you have a donut-shaped and are volleyball on the Internet instead of putting your finger in the hole of the donut, you know that you're balls (of course "hole in the donut-shaped volleyball (The donut not the hole) was a fine metaphor for any vagina (female, not a bun) but I was not going to do, but that is gone now), and if you saw Berlusconi (who was much more at your age) will probably take a slap, just to fuck the first volleyball player ), or at least most of the donuts are not) filthy, always thinking bad), but who are we to make picky on geographical names?).
I said, if you are in Rome and the Vatican ended in error state, but instead you are going to enter for any purpose which I hope is not the prostitution of religion, you will realize that the entrance of the basilica of San Pietro there are more checks to the airport in New York September 12 2001.
In fact, it is understandable that we all hope the day will be the hijacking of the largest church in the same way to lead to crash into the Pentagon never come, first because we are all good, and second because basically we know that and the priests that the military is invulnerable, and the smoking ruins emergence of a new breed of super-warriors armed with M16 and the Holy Spirit, the Earth would lead to a new era of dictatorship and creationism.
not that I am against creationism. Imagine, no against cannibalism, esotericism, exorcism, consumerism, capitalism, imperialism, opportunism, Marxism, absenteeism, favoritism, morale, the bipolar confrontation, antagonism, agnosticism, atheism, euthanasia, I might have against creationism?
Despite these circumstances, however, I am still a little 'doubt regarding the checks to San Pietro.
For example, when I went there the last time, before putting the Pope (and I would like to clarify that I have not participated in the above listing), the entrance, immediately before and after the metal detector, next to the machines x-ray there was a large group of policemen, the Swiss guards, the military (to check that the police did not nothing idiot), intelligence, priests attendants, hostesses and stewards, robokiller, scanner eyepieces and cameras with facial recognition software, but only because we thought that there was a real danger to the holy father.
and carry out their work with an alacrity awesome!
I can assure you first hand, seeing as I passed under the metal detector, the constant ringing of the infernal machine anxiety, one of the pastors present there has kept us personally to proceed to a full exploration, and went on to check with a gadgets for the inspection of the rectal lining with latex and heating built for comfort (it is appropriate to say) analyzed.
I have to admit that the Vatican did not know it had a technology so advanced, or that the priests could take it to heart the state of my health because I have to admit that during dell'introscopia the good shepherd took care to make sure I was comfortable, with phrases like "it hurts? " or "I am careful to put it in everything."
was actually the first time that I suffered rectal analysis, and then I found out only then its effects, including the obvious burning and this strange feeling of embarrassment mixed with nostalgia that leaves you later.
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